The Great Wizard Pendragon


Behold! The Great Wizard Pendragon! He clears his throat, about to perform a spell. It all looks very impressive.

“Oh! Er, this is very embarrassing,” he says, “but this isn’t my Book of All Spells…”

You look more closely. He’s right. It’s just a copy of Joy of Cooking by Julia Child.

“I’ll teach you anything you want to know if you can bring me my spellbook!” He seems distraught.